at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

fake-mermaid:

i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

wow never eat 6 brownies in a row because your mind gets fudged up 

GET IT? FUDGED UP? BECAUSE FUDGE IS IN BROWNIES? HAHAHAHAHAHA THERE IS SO MUCH COMEDY IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHA please love me