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cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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nayx:

need a laugh?  find one yourself.  welcome to the real world dumbass

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

brighterthanroses:

doctor who meme // two quotes

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and… bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant.

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist
Pokemon playing music by request.

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist

Pokemon playing music by request.